ANGRY GOY II README FILE

Thank you for downloading Angry Goy II! I am very thankful that you downloaded this game and I hope you enjoy it. This game is first and foremost a work of satire and parody and is not meant to be taken seriously.  This game does NOT condone, encourage, or support violence of any kind. It is a non-profit work of art and fictional entertainment. All audio and video content present is legal fair use and all credit goes to the original owners.

Frequently Asked Questions;

System Questions;

Question; Does this game alter any files on my computer?
Answer; This game creates the directory \AngryGoyII\ in your My Documents Folder. The game then writes unlock, options, and save data to that folder. This game retrieves sound and video files from its respective apppath, and mydocuments\AngryGoyII\. This game does not touch, read, or write to anything else. If you modify or move these files it could break the game.

Question; What are the system requirements?
Answer; Windows 10, Direct3D9 or better, 256mb of RAM, 2.1ghz processor, a good gpu

Question; How do I play local 2 player?
Answer; Connect 1 or 2 xbox controllers before starting the game. The game will automatically detect your controller(s). If 1 controller is connected player 1 can play with the controller in Single Player OR player 1 will use the keyboard and player 2 will use the controller in 2 Player. If 2 controllers are connected then both players can use controllers. Using a controller can be a bit tricky at first so its recommended you play a bit with the keyboard and mouse first to get a feel for the game before you attempt with a controller. The only controllers that have been tested with Angry Goy II are the original Xbox 360 wired controller and Play Gaming Accessories wired controller. Other xbox style controllers may or may not work.

Question; Sometimes the game stutters or FPS dips?
Answer; On some tested devices VSYNC will cause an occasional randomly occuring stutter. VSYNC is disabled by default. Otherwise, turn down the carnage (carnage is taxing on the gpu- will fix in next build), or, if necessary, turn off the lighting. Also raising the fps seems to somewhat reduce the frequency of frame rate dips. I am currently working on a more optimized build (I have the funding to continue).


Gameplay Questions;
Question; THIS GAME IS TOO EASY/DIFFICULT!!!
Answer; This game ain't no goddamn egalitarian communist horseshit. There is a heirarchy of characters, just like in the real world. Some characters are powerful and make the game easy. Some are weak and make the game difficult. "Wahhhhhh but all people are equal!!!1!"  Go play Nintendo Switch, faggot.

Question; How do I get more health or ammo?
Answer; Every so often enemies drop ammo and health. This ammo and health disappears fast so make a tactical decision on when and how you will pick up those goodies before they disappear. Sometimes its not worth the risk.

Question; How do I get gud?
Answer; Find which characters work best for you. Know which enemies to take out first. Keep your distance and dont get cornered by rifle fire.

Question; How do I skip through the cutscene dialogue for my EPIC speed run?
Answer; Right click or press the B button on controller1.


Personal Note:
	If you enjoy this game please share it with your friends. Please consider donating to the war effort. My bitcoin address can be found on radicalagenda.com. It is a fundamental human right that all pubescent white males get to experience the Angry Goy experience. But these games can not be produced without your support. I'm thankful to all who have helped. The contributing artists Florian Geyer, LuckyStar88, the incredible DJ Axle, Emily Youcis, Greater Germany, Morrakiu, and Cybernazi, the anons whose positive commentary about the first game have me warm in my darkest hour, and to Christopher Cantwell for hosting my game on his website. 
	This game is less than 700mb which means it will fit on your standard CD. (you can buy for as low as 20 cents a piece!). Don't forget to drop a copy of Angry Goy II in the Christmas stockings of all the edgy gamers in your life ;-)
-Nathaniel Wheelmaker